Murder most foul

Police in the UK have launched a murder investigation after a dog walker found the remains of a young woman on Queen Elizabeth II’s estate in Sandringham.

It appears the remains had been at the site for between one and four months before it was discovered. The Queen and Prince Philip were in residence at the time.

We hope the police will solve this case soon. And while the identity of the poor girl isn’t known yet, we’d like to extend our sincerest condolences to her family.